It’s a boy. Matthew McConaughey.

The true question is: who cares? I wasn’t at the birth, mind you; however, I have it on good authority that the baby was born shirtless, jogging and playing a bongo.

Here’s the link to the story about Baby McConaughey, in case you give a shit.

Actually, please for the love of god– don’t click that link. Instead… watch the following impression that Matt Damon does of McConaughey, and enjoy the snark.